Pussyfucking She has 2 boyfriends and fucks them every day Xxx
So I reacted like any sane person would react, I started screaming as loud as I could, or at least as loud as my damaged lungs would allow me, the coughing caused by my screaming serving as a reminder to quit smoking so much dank weed, and just as my pathetic attempt at imitating the cute girl in horror films ended, my sister stormed in my room. Did it being illegal to carry out a coup ever stop me? Nein, mein Herr, it didn't!"
"Erm, didn't your coup fail?"
"That's besides the point
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